The
Unwelcome
Mat.
Doormats for people who mean the exact opposite of welcome.
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It says "WELCOME" but you and I both know you're standing behind that door in your underwear hoping they go away.
We made doormats that finally tell the truth.
Premium coir. Brutally honest. Unapologetically you.
*These reviews are fictional because we just launched and have no customers yet. But they feel true and that's what matters.
Yes. Unlike your excuse for why you can't come to brunch.
Premium natural coir (coconut fiber) with a PVC non-slip back. Built to withstand weather, foot traffic, and the crushing weight of social obligations.
18" × 30". Big enough to make a statement. Small enough that you don't have to interact with anyone while placing it.
Introverts exist everywhere. So yes.
30 days. But that requires going to the post office and interacting with a human, so we're betting you'll keep it.
Absolutely. Email us. It's way better than talking.
Get notified when we launch. We'll email you once and then leave you alone forever.